mcdolands:

*looks at own dick* amazing

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celticpyro:

miraculousfinn:

if you think you’re “enlightened” or “modern” for mocking religious people for believing in god/gods, the afterlife, reincarnation, prayer, etc., then i hate to break it to you but you’re actually just an asshole

Good lord look at the notes. Lots and lots of atheists really don’t like being called out.

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mcdolands:

*looks at own dick* amazing

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conksucker:

oncelerswaifu:

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

when

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blinkyxx:
“ the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
”
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
”
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August...

blinkyxx:

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

(via skettimon-deactivated20160125)

(via cardi-pee)

*a cockroach appears*

kingsoftheimpossible:

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

(via victoriabrunooo)

dimittas:
“ piratebay-premium:
“ @dimittas
”
🎶Gas don’t fail me now🎶
”

dimittas:

piratebay-premium:

@dimittas

🎶Gas don’t fail me now🎶

(via cardi-pee)

reylohater:

fallout: new vegas fancast: danny devito as caesar

My conquest of the Mojave will be a glorious triumph, marking the transition of the Legion from a basically nomadic tribe to a genuine empire. Just as my namesake campaigned in Gaul before he crossed the Rubicon, so have I campaigned, and will cross the Colorado.

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